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I hope all you nutjobs get what you wanted from Santa this year. Well, not everything - - that's what makes you nutjobs in the first place bahaha.

I'd actually a boy that come in "real-life" but I guess this will have to tide me over. We all know Santa is a lazy fat man I call Dad. Besides, this pic will not disappoint me or talk back.

Don't you  hate it when they talk?? :P

Merry Christmas People!!

Not happy holidays or whatever the politically correct version is. SCREW YOU! MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!

If you don't like it, go somewhere where they don't celebrate it! There, I said it. You were thinking it too, I know it.

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The only thing better than this would be Cory Monteith dancing to this personally for my own amusement.

Here are a crapload of people dancing to a Glee-inspired montage in the middle of Rome, Italy. My fave city of the world so far.

I'd love to see a mass crowd dance to My Life Would Suck Without You and have all the chicks beating up the guys. That would be high quality entertainment.

I know nothing about Justin Bieber.

He's local so he scores one point there. I can't bear to google his age - it would pain me to know that I may perhaps be able to be his mother. I would have been preggers in middle school, but I would have made it down the hard road hand in hand with Nick Carter. We could have made it.

I'll let my very first guest blogger discuss her adventures. Welcome Mel!!

Not to be confused with Pattinson-Blanket Mel - she is Melissa.

This is Mel - who I learned all of my celebrity-locating skills from once upon a time.

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"'Beliebers'....this is the name Justin Bieber fans go by. Yesterday was my first encounter with this sort of

'tween sensation.' We arrived at his hotel at about 2pm...my goodness, it was freezing. I see 4 girls standing around waiting....screaming....and trying to be sneaky. I laughed a lot thinking of the things I did when I was a youngin' wasting my time on the Backstreet Boys....oh, the good 'ol days.

I brought a 10 year old and an 8 year old (she absolutely is in love with him). Throughout the entire wait she was getting so nervous anyone left the hotel. The other girls who were waiting got tired and left...obviously not that dedicated lol. We were going to go to Much Music but it wasn't even worth it. Justin finally came out and took a pic with the girls. The girls were dying, his bodyguard even had to tell them to breathe. He told the girls nice to meet them and then he was on his way. The meet and greet lasted all of 1 minute, but to the girls it seemed to last forever. I must say for a 15 year old, his posse was huge lol. I think he had like 6 friends, security, and a parent or 2...ridiculous."

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Thank you, Mel. At least he doesn't do drugs, right?

Well, I guess you can already imagine what I have to say about this whole thing........see below.

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Get it.....ha ha ....no grass on the field.....I'm hilarious.

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Oh whatever shall we do????

Does Forearms have a run for his money????

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Don't you love how this pic is pointing to me? Awww...nice try on sucking up but that's not gonna get you anywhere with me.

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Ok, ok, ok, so I vowed not to write about the circle jerk jonas brothers again but.....nowadays vows are meant to be broken, right?

Speaking of vows. Kevin Jonas took the plunge and married his longtime (hahahaha 2 years) girlfriend this past saturday. I don't even know where to start!!!!!! My fingers are literally shaking here from all the excitement. The purity ring is off my friends. They probably threw that during the reception instead of the bouquet. Haha would have loved to have caught that shiz, probably worth a fortune!

I give it til he turns 25....maybe. He'll realize the huge mistake he made. He's 22 and never boned before. Dude, men around the world are shaking their heads in sync right now. Girls however, are nodding in a mischievious manner. She can now and "forever" just lay there and spread em. She doesn't have to do ANYTHING! He won't know the difference!! No blow jobs or anything! She can lie to him for eternity and say that she'll get pregnant from it. He'll believe it! BJ's hurt after awhile too, right at the back of your jaw. You know what I'm talking about!!!! Kevin will continue to be worry free though - Nick just laid there, so Kevin is used to it. I can see him being a taker, for sure.

Meanwhile, Nick and Joe are crying themselves to sleep. The circle jerk is broken. Joe will attempt to mutilate himself with a straightening iron. Nobody likes a burn victim. Nick is just signed on to be a guest host on Regis and Kelly next month.

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Why don't you just jump off a cliff? You could take Kristen Stewart with you - she missed the first time.

My only positive comment about thie horrendous act - she's the smartest bitch on the planet. Wedding in a castle with an expensive ass dress and half of Kevin's cut when they split. Fucking brilliant. She joins my genius list with Einstein, Jefferson and Kevin Federline.

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I didn't post about the Dong Bang situation because I wasn't here when it first appeared, I was in Vietnam on holiday lol and decided to not go on allkpop and the likes because it's time for family and 'cause ... the internet connection wasn't reliable lol XD

But basically ... after I arrived back to England and bombarded the internet ... I found out about the court cases ... To be very honest ... I wasn't that surprised about the "slave contracts" but I didn't think it would be as ridiculous as this. With the whole "You can't rest, even if you are ill or else the contract is longer" etc. etc.

I mean come on .... that is seriously unfair and ridiculous. I know that they signed the contracts but I they take advantage of how desperate people are to debut ... and they were MINORS when they signed it... doesn't that count for anything? They were not mature enough to sign an official document like that and I know how parents permission is needed but ... 13 years? ... These are life contracts ... I mean COME ON.

And now even Hangeng Gege Hankyung Oppa (I know they mean different things but I like to use these phrases haha) ... watch when all of SMTown will file cases against SM. 

Yes SM... you train awesome people and debut awesome people and produce good music but ... come on now. They're not immortal. They do get ill. They need to be treated fairly, as HUMANS. Pssssh... I want them all to continue as one unit, as one group but have FAIR contracts ... argh. I don't want anyone to disband but really, SM ... come on now.

They don't even get DECENT pay ... bahh.

I was upset when I read Kyu's message ... >_< ... I'm just thinking though, if everyone filed a case against SM ... would SM win? ... I'm sure this is much more complex than me typing this but they're all treated like this and all under "slave contracts" right? ... Hmm ... I wonder what will happen.

Please 2010, be a good year for everyone. 

I 13elieve (though I wish the 15 could be put in there somehow lol) and will Always Keep The Faith.

SME... take a leaf out of JYPE and do the fair contract thingy~

I didn't post about the Dong Bang situation because I wasn't here when it first appeared, I was in Vietnam on holiday lol and decided to not go on allkpop and the likes because it's time for family and 'cause ... the internet connection wasn't reliable lol XD

But basically ... after I arrived back to England and bombarded the internet ... I found out about the court cases ... To be very honest ... I wasn't that surprised about the "slave contracts" but I didn't think it would be as ridiculous as this. With the whole "You can't rest, even if you are ill or else the contract is longer" etc. etc.

I mean come on .... that is seriously unfair and ridiculous. I know that they signed the contracts but I they take advantage of how desperate people are to debut ... and they were MINORS when they signed it... doesn't that count for anything? They were not mature enough to sign an official document like that and I know how parents permission is needed but ... 13 years? ... These are life contracts ... I mean COME ON.

And now even Hangeng Gege Hankyung Oppa (I know they mean different things but I like to use these phrases haha) ... watch when all of SMTown will file cases against SM. 

Yes SM... you train awesome people and debut awesome people and produce good music but ... come on now. They're not immortal. They do get ill. They need to be treated fairly, as HUMANS. Pssssh... I want them all to continue as one unit, as one group but have FAIR contracts ... argh. I don't want anyone to disband but really, SM ... come on now.

They don't even get DECENT pay ... bahh.

I was upset when I read Kyu's message ... >_< ... I'm just thinking though, if everyone filed a case against SM ... would SM win? ... I'm sure this is much more complex than me typing this but they're all treated like this and all under "slave contracts" right? ... Hmm ... I wonder what will happen.

Please 2010, be a good year for everyone. 

I 13elieve (though I wish the 15 could be put in there somehow lol) and will Always Keep The Faith.

SME... take a leaf out of JYPE and do the fair contract thingy~

I just found some old pictures of *Marie Antoinette. There´s always this sweet and soft expression in her face which i love so much on Pullips.

*romance

*sweet marie antoinette